Mind Route
24/7 · Private · Instant PDF

Take an AI diagnostic with zero judgment.

A 25-minute voice session with an AI that pushes back on the polished version of your story — and names the contradictions you've been paying for. Personalized PDF action plan delivered the moment you finish. No waitlist. No small talk.

REG. $199·Save $130
Start your session — $69 →Hear what it sounds like

One-time payment. No subscription. Apple Pay accepted.

Available
24/7
Get started in
60 sec
Session length
25 min
PDF delivered
Instantly
Why now

Skip the waitlist. Skip the small talk.

Real therapy is important. So is access. When you need to think clearly tonight — not in three weeks at 4pm on a Tuesday — we're here.

Traditional therapy
Cost
~$200/hr
Wait time
1–3 weeks
Scheduling
Their hours
Built around
Small talk to rapport
Take-home
Notes you took, maybe
Mind Route AI session
Cost
$199$69
Wait time
Zero
Scheduling
Right now, 24/7
Built around
Straight to the contradictions
Take-home
Designed PDF action plan

Mind Route isn't a replacement for crisis care or licensed therapy. If you're in crisis, in the US dial or text 988. For ongoing clinical work, see a licensed practitioner. We're here for the strategic, in-between conversations.

Hear it first

This is what your session sounds like.

A real exchange from a Mind Route AI diagnostic session. Voice runs on OpenAI's Realtime model — it listens, it pauses, and it pushes back when your answer is too tidy.

~90 seconds · generated by GPT Realtime · representative of an actual session.

What you walk away with

A PDF you'll actually re-open.

The moment you finish the call, you get a designed multi-page A4 PDF on your screen and in your inbox. Not a transcript. A document.

  • One-sentence diagnosis
    The actual through-line behind the symptoms you described — said back to you in your own language.
  • The 3 contradictions you're paying for
    What you said you wanted vs. what your calendar shows. Specific, named, with a why.
  • A 90-day plan you'll follow
    What to start this week, what to stop, what to keep. Honest enough to sting. Specific enough to follow without thinking.
  • A visual map of your patterns
    A custom infographic of where your energy goes today vs. where you said it should go. Designed, not generated.

Stop circling the question.
Start the conversation.

60 seconds to start. A 25-minute session, a designed PDF, in your inbox within the hour.

REG. $199·Save $130
Start your session — $69 →

Pay once. Yours forever. Apple Pay accepted.

Before you start

Honest answers.

Is this real therapy?
No. Mind Route is a structured diagnostic conversation — the AI helps you see and name what's actually going on, and produces a written action plan. It does not diagnose clinical conditions and it does not treat. If you're in crisis, please contact a licensed practitioner — in the US, dial or text 988.
Is my session private? Who hears it?
Your voice and the resulting report are stored against your account so you can return to them. We don't share or sell your data. We don't train AI models on your sessions. Voice transcription happens via OpenAI's Realtime API under their standard data policies. You can request full deletion of your account and all data at any time.
What if it's not for me?
Email us within 14 days at hello@mindroute.app and we'll work with you — see our refund policy for the full details. We don't refund for "the AI was too direct" — that's the point — but if the session failed technically or didn't feel like real value, we make it right.
How long does it take?
60 seconds to sign up and pay. The voice session itself runs 25 minutes — focused, no padding. The PDF generates within a minute of the call ending. You can do the whole thing in one sitting, tonight.